Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Randomize
