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i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...

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(256): View more from Alabama

I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.

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(845): View more from New York

it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity

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(731): View more from Tennessee

He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"

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(740): View more from Ohio

so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service

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