Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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