yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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