i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
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There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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