her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
My balls are so social today.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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