ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
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Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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