it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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