Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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