I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
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