I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
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highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
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Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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