How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Holy shit dude........stairs
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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