bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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