I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
do nipples grow back?
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