So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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