8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
The power of my boobs compel you
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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