Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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