you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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