Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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