one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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