He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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