Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
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Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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