Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Randomize
