she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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