I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
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It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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