Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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There r osticjed everywhere
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
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We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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