Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
don't judge my taste in strippers
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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