If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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