Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Randomize
