You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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