Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
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I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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