Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize