Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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