I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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