I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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