this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
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Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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