And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
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