I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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