Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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