Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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