I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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