Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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