well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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