Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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