"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
should my penis look like a turkey
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My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
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You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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