i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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