Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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