so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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