Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
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So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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