I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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