careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
