i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
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If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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