There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
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I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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