i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
is that a dick in a sweater?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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