Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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