Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
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I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
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Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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